Okay, this has been bothering me for quite some time now. Recently, I have noticed a ton of surfer girls in the water with straight up thongs, g-strings, or simple their tiny bathing suit crammed up their a**! What’s the deal??!!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a up-tight conservative chick and even wear Brazilian cut suits, so the girls I’m talking about are borderline obscene. Tiny suits can be cute on surfer chicks, but there is a line that surfer chicks must not cross. I was out the other day with a girl who had nothing but what looked like dental floss on for a bottom! Really?! Not what we need to see in the lineup.
What’s even worst then seeing a thong in the lineup is a girl in a thong with a bad butt! I’ve also seen some chicks with cottage cheese butts in the lineup, and I thought I was going to vomit.
Ladies save your thongs for laying out on the sand and please cover it up when you board-up. You’re not doing anyone any favors, but making yourself look like a skanky surfer. That old saying, “less is more,” does NOT apply here. You are giving normal surfer girls a bad name with this slutty look, so cut it out or stay away from my surf breaks!