Okay, this has been bothering me for quite some time now. Recently, I have noticed a ton of surfer girls in the water with straight up thongs, g-strings, or simple their tiny bathing suit crammed up their a**! What’s the deal??!!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a up-tight conservative chick and even wear Brazilian cut suits, so the girls I’m talking about are borderline obscene. Tiny suits can be cute on surfer chicks, but there is a line that surfer chicks must not cross. I was out the other day with a girl who had nothing but what looked like dental floss on for a bottom! Really?! Not what we need to see in the lineup.
What’s even worst then seeing a thong in the lineup is a girl in a thong with a bad butt! I’ve also seen some chicks with cottage cheese butts in the lineup, and I thought I was going to vomit.
Ladies save your thongs for laying out on the sand and please cover it up when you board-up. You’re not doing anyone any favors, but making yourself look like a skanky surfer. That old saying, “less is more,” does NOT apply here. You are giving normal surfer girls a bad name with this slutty look, so cut it out or stay away from my surf breaks!
Kimberly Clark says
It makes it very difficult for us girls who want to be acknowledged for our surfing skills to be taken seriously and not be smirked at and treated like bimbos when we have surf tramps out there in thongs and floss. And no, I don’t have an ugly butt or jealous. I wouldn’t want to see guys paddling around in a ball hammock either. Alana Blanchard….prime example, she states in a interview,” I have swimsuit malfunctions daily, I’m always losing my bottoms.” Guess she had to get noticed some way, since her ability alone isn’t doing it for her! God is watching people and he made our first set of clothes for a reason. I save the sexy stuff for my hot fiance’, in an appropriate place. I feel bad for the children on the beach. What bad morals these females are setting!
Taryn Wong says
Thanks Kimberly for the comment! I totally agreed, love it!